吐槽档案
企业尴尬的完整合集
Two men in suits shaking hands in front of a glass building, both smiling with unnervingly perfect teeth.
"Congratulations on closing a deal that exists nowhere outside this JPEG. The matching blue ties really sell the idea that synergy is a real thing."
A diverse group of professionals laughing hysterically at a laptop screen in an open-plan office.
"Nobody has ever laughed this hard at a quarterly revenue spreadsheet. Not once. In the history of business."
Woman in a blazer standing alone on a mountain peak, arms outstretched, briefcase at her feet.
"She hiked 14,000 feet in heels to deliver a PowerPoint about Q3 projections. The briefcase has one (1) granola bar inside."
A team of eight people placing their hands together in a circle, seen from below, all grinning.
"This is what HR thinks happens after a mandatory 8am team-building exercise. In reality, Dave is plotting his exit strategy."
Young man with a man-bun typing furiously on a MacBook at a rustic coffee shop, latte with leaf art nearby.
"He's been here for six hours. He's bought one coffee. The baristas have named him. His startup is a Tinder for dogs."
Five professionals of various ethnicities seated in a perfect row on a panel stage, all wearing lanyards.
"The diversity panel where everyone agrees. That's not diversity, that's a chorus line with better catering."